As most of my friends can attest, I am not very domesticated.
My mom tried. Really. She initiated me in the Rites of the Washer and Dryer (and told me to take things out promptly so I wouldn't have to iron my clothes), she showed me the Secrets of the Stove and the Oven. We explored the Mysteries of the Vacuum and the Duster. The Fine Art of Dishwasher Loading was covered. All to no avail. My house will never be on the cover of House Beautiful. Alas, Martha Stewart will never come to call and invite me on her show to demonstrate my ways of Artful Napkin Folding. My friends joke that I'm more likely to be invited on Hoarders than Sensible Chic.....
It's true. I'd rather read a book than clean the house. Lately though, I'm beginning to feel like my house is too small. It's not a large house, but it's no smaller than most of the quarters I grew up in. I think the big difference is that I'm not moving every year. When you move frequently, it forces you to go through your things and get rid of the things that you've outgrown (physically and emotionally).
So, Operation: De-Clutter is underway. The first step is to go through all the boys' clothes and get rid of the things that are too small. To this end, I have already done 6 loads of laundry. Current clothes have been sorted, folded and put away. I have a small mountain of clothes that are too small in a laundry basket. They will be sorted through and some of the clothes will be donated to our school nurse (for when the littles have an accident) and some will be donated to whichever of the 5 or 6 charities that regularly call us calls first.
Next up, will be the toys. I haven't really gotten rid of most of the boys' old toys. I still have toys from when they were babies. I think it's time to get rid of those now. The odds of me willingly agreeing to having another child are slim to none.
Then the books. Yes, I love books, but I have more books than I have shelves for. It's time to get rid of a few. Either there will be a book sale at my house, or I'll find a charity for all my discards (or maybe a combo). Heck, I could probably start my own used book store with the books I currently own.
It won't be easy. It certainly won't be pretty. But it will be worth it if I can steam-vac the carpet again.
Besides, Book Club is supposed to meet at my house in December.